Monthly Glory
Currier of the Month
Hamish Maclauchlan
It's been a long time coming! Hamish is a true gent who kills pigeons, brings good vibes to the table, and the mans getting married shortly. This is his time!
Curry Bible Traditions
The glory, the shame, and the table verdicts.
Currier gets the flowers. Curry Cunt gets the smoke. Monthly awards keep the table honest, and the yearly awards are where the real damage gets remembered.
Monthly Verdicts
The regular glory and dishonour.
Every month, somebody earns the crown and somebody ends up answering for their crimes against the curry table.
Monthly Dishonour
Curry Cunt
Connor Ashton
Connor, just a straight up remarkable cunt! Held middle fingers up to everybody mid-meal, was offensive to EVERY member present and in general brought BAD VIBES to the table! Earned the monthly cunt badge of cuntiness well and true!
One Year of Curry Bible
Currier of the Year and Curry Cunt of the Year.
The monthly awards are dangerous enough. The yearly awards are worse: a full year of curry nights, table behaviour, big moments and absolute nonsense judged in one go.
Yearly Dishonour
Curry Cunt of the Year
Oliver 'Fingers' Sadd
Twelve months of questionable curry conduct, mood damage, and taking the biggest dishonour badly enough to prove the table right. A title awarded by the people, for the people, for reasons that became increasingly self-explanatory.
Yearly Glory
Currier of the Year
Louis “Pakora” Passmoor
The biggest Currier honour of the year. Awarded for elite commitment, all-round good bloke behaviour, becoming a dad, and still turning up for curry the night before his son was born. Curry Bible history.
The Rules, Roughly
Glory is earned. Shame is also earned.
Currier of the Month is for the person who carried the spirit of the night: good judgement, good effort, good table presence.
Curry Cunt is the opposite end of the table: late arrivals, poor conduct, cursed ordering, weak commitment, or anything else the group refuses to let slide.
The yearly awards are the same idea, but with a full year of evidence behind them. No hiding. No appeal. No sympathy.
