Curry Bible Traditions
Currier gets the flowers. Curry Cunt gets the smoke. Monthly awards keep the table honest, and the yearly awards are where the real damage gets remembered.
Monthly Verdicts
Every month, somebody earns the crown and somebody ends up answering for their crimes against the curry table.
Monthly Glory
Luke Harfield
Sorted the Curry Club anniversary cake, brought the sparkler energy, and made the one-year curry night feel like a proper Curry Bible occasion. Quietly humble, properly committed, and fully deserving of the monthly crown.
Monthly Dishonour
Mini
Caught FaceTiming halfway through curry night. Mind elsewhere, table discipline gone, and a clear breach of sacred Curry Bible conduct. The monthly dishonour was earned.
One Year of Curry Bible
The monthly awards are dangerous enough. The yearly awards are worse: a full year of curry nights, table behaviour, big moments and absolute nonsense judged in one go.
Yearly Dishonour
Oliver 'Fingers' Sadd
Twelve months of questionable curry conduct, mood damage, and taking the biggest dishonour badly enough to prove the table right. A title awarded by the people, for the people, for reasons that became increasingly self-explanatory.
Yearly Glory
Louis “Pakora” Passmoor
The biggest Currier honour of the year. Awarded for elite commitment, all-round good bloke behaviour, becoming a dad, and still turning up for curry the night before his son was born. Curry Bible history.
The Rules, Roughly
Currier of the Month is for the person who carried the spirit of the night: good judgement, good effort, good table presence.
Curry Cunt is the opposite end of the table: late arrivals, poor conduct, cursed ordering, weak commitment, or anything else the group refuses to let slide.
The yearly awards are the same idea, but with a full year of evidence behind them. No hiding. No appeal. No sympathy.