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Curtis Coates
The Curry Bible member who brought the strongest energy, best judgement, and biggest commitment this month.
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Our Journey
From mates around a table to proper curry critics.
Started as a group of curry lovers just heading for one simple curry.
One bad curry made us wonder: 'Where is the BEST curry?'
The rest is for the history books...
Our Story
We review curry houses properly.
After one curry house served us a meal so forgettable it became unforgettable, we decided enough was enough. Our quest began — finding the best curries so you never suffer the bad ones.
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Oliver 'Fingers' Sadd
The monthly dishonour. Reserved for questionable behaviour, poor curry conduct, and crimes against the table.
Latest Reviews
Curry Chronicles
Elachi
A dissapointing visit with great flavour, poor service, and one or two more things holding it back.
Nur
Excellent curry, strong atmosphere, and a proper contender for a return visit.
Goa
Good in places, but not quite enough to stand above the stronger Curry Club visits.
Retro Games
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Have a go on our custom-coded Tetris while you digest the damage.
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